Thursday, June 15, 2006

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Oops, I did it again (insert cheesy pregnant-again-so-I-only-have-to-lose-the-weight-once-why-is-it-that-God-allows-stupid-people-like-this-to-be-fertile Britn*y Spe@rs music) Last night while taking on my crazy quilt (picture posted below) again, I decided to sew my thumb to it! That's right (insert hillbilly accent) "I done sewed my finger to my quilt!" That takes pure talent, folks! OK, I didn't really sew it TO the quilt.... But the needle did go through the nail into the top of my thumb and exited the bottom. Blood again! Tons of it.... (insert N@pole@n Dyn@mite accent) "I'm such an IDIOT!" Brian says it is "nothing". But it hurts like a "something"..... Maybe God is trying to tell me to leave the quilting to the pros..... But----my quilt is awesome for my first quilt, don't you think????? I still have a few rows to add to it.


Valeri said...

You gotta pity Britney's children to have Kevin Federline's DNA coursing in their veins....eeek!

Mariah said...

Love the Quilt!! I hope your thumb is better!!

Jonni said...

The quilt looks fabulous! Hope your finger is better. :) I have to start mine soon - ARRRRRgh.


Shelli said...

Ouch! I know that hurts - having done it myself. Sewing is dangerous.

The quilt looks awesome!

Lisa and Tate said...

Brit S.... Yuck!!! What an amazing job you did on the quilt... Great way to use all the varied size quilt squares I have collected!!! You must be a great quilter??!!!


Dee said...

I love the idea of a crazy quilt for a 100 GWQ. Can I steal it???